Field Journal #10 Stadium Pal

David Sedaris is tasked with writing in the style section for Esquire and decides to write about his quest for a fashion accessory for men. Somehow this leads him to the Stadium Pal with is a catheter that you attach to your calf and member with a self adhesive condom. My favorite line is "while in a sports stadium a 32oz piping hot bag of urine attached to your leg might go unnoticed, but not so in a stuffy airplane. An hour after christening it I smelled like a nursing home."